Getting Rid of Jehovah’s Witnesses

This update was copied over from my entries on E2 for preservation and protection from the vile hordes of egotistical people who seem to rule there these days.

The following is a true story, the names have been changed to protect the innocent

‘Twas the morning after a fairly successful quakefest, a night filled with much fraggin, cursing, and consumption of carbonated soda beverages. It was about this time that an idea not unlike ‘Yummmmm Donuts‘ was crossing into all our minds, and we prepared to send two of our friends, brave souls indeed, out into the world to bring back some sugarcoated goodness for us all to eat.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door, which would have surprised us, as it was about 8am in the morning.. except, this was a quake-fest! There had been people coming and going from the party all night… so one of the guys who was going out for donuts, who was, among all of us, the most strictly religious person at the party, was closest to the door, he went to open it, and as he did so, exclaimed at the top of his voice:

“Oh goody! My door-to-door porn with pepperoni is here!”

He opened the door to find a family of Shocked and horrified door to door religious people (denomination I know not, but for this writeup, sure, they were Jehovah’s Witnesses)… mom, dad, and little daughter too (whom was no older then 7)… my friend tried to explain: “I’m soo sorry, you see, there’s been a quake-party here all night, you know, playing computer games against one another, killing each other in the wee hours of the morning… I’m really a religious guy, really.. I am…“… somehow I don’t think they bought it.. 😉 But I don’t think they’ve ever been back to that apartment since.. 😉

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