A Google Lesson Learned: Backdoors Suck

So, word within various gutters of the interwebs is that Google's big "ChinaGate" fiasco is the end result of a system Google put in place to help law enforcement gain quick access to everyone's emails. Imagine That. (More after the break).

Timing is everything

Many moons ago, I had a drunken crazy inspired idea... "You know, I need a website... it needs a name... LickTheBalls... it's perfect"... problem? That idea occured to me during a particularly drunken New Years Eve event. When I finally became conscious enough to actually register the domain, I did.. (January 2nd, yes, I partied the new year in *hard* that year it seems)...

Make her cower in fear at the bedroom!

The title of today's post is brought to us by my favorite spammer of the last few weeks, who for some reason thinks the idea of *frightening* a women is going to sell more penis pills. ~shrug~

Anyway, I know this have been a little slow on the update front, but I have been working on this around here, today I unleash upon you, the LtB Image Gallery! Right now there's just a bunch of funny-ha-ha Demotivational images in there, but more funny ha-ha will be along soon for everyone's enjoyment. (Newest images will always be at the top of page 1)... You can find linky-links for the Image gallery over there on the left hand menu...

Rihanna turns up dead, world goes "Oh Well".

Alright, so maybe Carnac I'm not, but it doesn't take mad psychic skills to see where this is going. Guy hits girl, girl takes guy back again, guy... never touches girl again and they live happily ever after? Um, yeah, that's how the story goes.

Our Country is Going to Hell

People everywhere are pondering the fact that the United States is going to hell in a handbasket, and wondering what things have led us down this path. Allow me to pontificate.

The Super Bowl Wrapup

Going into yesterday, I really *wanted* to see Arizona to win The Super Bowl, but logically I *expected* the Steelers would take it and run with it. The game actually ended up being entertaining (all the way to the end, unlike so many other games I've seen this year), and closer then I really expected. That said, for a moment (or more like 4 minutes), I really thought Arizona had it.. oh well... some other year.

Thursday Morning Roundup

Sorry that I've been slacking on the update front. Been a lot going on the last since the holidays ended, read on for the scoop..

Renovation Raaaaaaage!

Alright, so the better half declared some time ago that we needed to replace the vanity/sink in our main bathroom. No problem, it can't be that complicated, right? We just pop the old one out, drop the new one in, right? Uh huh.. read on brother, read on.

Every Link is Sacred

Every link is sacred, Every link is good.
Every link is needed, In your neighborhood.
Every link is sacred, Every link is great.
If a link is wasted, Goog gets quite iraaaaaate!

-- With apologies to the folks @ Monty Python

I have to take a moment, remove my "saracastic wiseass random thoughts guy" hat and put on my "intellectual quasi-saavy internet dude" hat a moment to discuss something that's been tweaking my rage-o-meter lately. Links. Or more importantly, people who diss some types of links over others. Maybe this appeals to you, maybe it don't. If so, read on playa, read on...

Dear Beyonce, If you were a boy...

In light of your newest single, I thought I'd take a moment to share something with you.

If you were a boy, you would have never gotten cast in Destiny's Child (cause, you know, it's a FEMALE group). You would then never had broken into acting, (Can you imagine, Austin Powers with a transvestite sidekick? I think not.), launched a solo career, nor (unless you know something I don't) married Jay-Z.

In short, if you were a boy, none of us would know of you, care about you, nor would you be the success you are now; big-assed guys who can sing are a dime a dozen.

You have a vag, don't fight it, don't hate on it, just be glad of it.

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