Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

angrynibbler

angrynibblerSome days it just doesn’t pay to be nice to people. Some days would just go so much better if it was legal to carry a 12 gauge with you everywhere you go, just in case, you know, it was needed or something.

Today has been one of those days. One of those days I just want to knock a few heads around and damn the consequences. In the spirit of this angst, I give onto you, the offical “top five ways to avoid getting on the list of potential targets of my fury”.

  1. Do never question my mad skillz about something you know *nothing* about. If you can barely SPELL php, do not attempt to question my skill in said language, let alone recommend how I should be doing whatever it is I’m trying to accomplish.
  2. Break time is *my* time. You want to come out side, take a smoke with me and maybe flash your new breast implants my direction, fine. But do *not* come out and launch into a 10 minute diatribe about all the problems your computer is giving you. There is a time and a place for your tech support woes; my afternoon sanity break is -not- it. Breaking this rule pretty much means that your technical problem is going to the very bottom of my ever growing and never-ending todo list. An email or a phone call would have probably gotten you at the very top. You will learn one day grasshopper.
  3. Do not repeatedly ask me the same question worded slightly differently just because you don’t like the answer I give you the first time; this wastes your time and mine. “I need Admin access to my computer so I can install Flash and watch video on Google.” “No.” “Hey, can I get admin access on my machine so I can install Flash?” “No.” “Can I get admin access on my machine?” “No.” “Could you install Flash for me on my machine?”… Arrgh, “NO.”
  4. Do not go around my back or over my head trying to get your way. Odds are it will not fix your problem, not give you the end result you desire, and most likely simply get you put on the “Persona non grata” list, which means both you, and your problems, no longer exist in my world.
  5. Bring Caffine, Bring Donuts, or Bring Bagels. Offer these forth to us peasants whole toil in the land of IT. This will not only keep you off the list, but ensure a timely resolution to all your technical problems.

Songs of my life…

So one of my various myspace freaks, erm, I mean, friends, forwarded me this goofy little thing via myspace, and I figured, what the heck… of course, as a rule I *never* forward these things out to all my friends on myspace, cause, you know, I hate the whole chain letter aspect… but since I’m always hard up for content here, I figured why the heck not… So, I present unto thee… Songs of my Life:

Songs of my life…
Go to your music player of choice and put it on
shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING.

How does the world see me?:
Metallica – Unforgiven… lovely.

Will I have a happy life?
Def Leppard – Women… well…. ok.

What do my friends really think of me?:
Sisqo – The Thong Song… Stop that you freaks, I don’t wear those anymore out in public.

Do people secretly lust after me?:
CRW – I feel love – Ministry of Sound remix… Not sure what that means.. I’m not secretly lusted after, just secretly loved? ~shrug~

How can I make myself happy?
Mindy McCready – You’ll Never Know… (WTF, who snuck country into my playlist?)

What should I do with my life?
Bloodhound Gang – The Bad Touch… (Woohoo, like they do on the discovery channel…)

Will I ever have children?:
Vengaboys – We like to Party… (Soooo, I’m guessing that’s a no then?)

What is some good advice for me?:
Depeche Mode – Personal Jesus… (Reach out and touch Faith? Why? Is she hot?)

How will I be remembered?:
Alanis Morissette – Ironic.. (And as the plane crashed down he thought, isn’t this ironic? ok, no more planes for me)

What is my signature dancing song?:
David Bowie – I’m Deranged… (which yeah, my dancing usually is…)

What does everyone think your current theme song is?
Tronster’s Temple of Techno, March 6, 2000 Broadcast… ha ha.. man, I need to cleanup my playlist.

What song will play at your funeral?
DJ Dan – Back on a Mission (Well, it is peppy, and I dont’ want no sad funeral.. a big party.. it could work)

What type of men/women are attracted to you?:
Nelly – Ride wit me… (Sooo, like, music video booty hoes are attracted to me? Where they at?)

What is my day going to be like tomorrow??:
Alpha42 – Aural Pleasure (ahahaha… Don’t I wish…)

What is the first impression you give off?:
Fiona Apple – Criminal (No comment.)

What sums up your daily life?
Kid Rock – Only God knows why…

Describe your best buddy:
Madonna – Ray of Light… (haha, poor Chuckles)

Describe the Guy/Girl you like:
Motley Crue – Shout at the Devil… (hahaahahaha…. wow.. I guess this thing really works… ahaha.. sorry Tiff…)

She high like the sun, thick like cornbread, and I’m ready to party.

Argh, I really need to get around to updating this here place… much going on the last few weeks, I’ve just been too neglectful in my responsibilities.. nothing new there.

In other news, I can’t get that damn “Hay” song out of my head (hence the title of this post) these last few days.. I dont know what it is about that damn song, it just gets stuck in my head and I’m screwed. I *think* the problem goes back to Tony Hawk Pro Skater on the Xbox… somewhere along the line I think said song ended up in the “Hardcore Tony” music soundtrack we (oh, OK, the wife) took the time to load into the xbox… so when I would get that occasional need and sit down for a 2 or 3 hour Mad Tony Hawk session, I would hear that song atleast once.. I actually had no idea who it was that really did the song, the name, or anything.. I just new the chorus really well (“Smoking On.. Haaaay… in the middle of the barn…” etc…) and liked the beat… it was just an infectious…

Then a week or so ago I was loading some new tracks onto my iPod from the massive in-house mp3 (all legally encoded from our massive stash of legally purchased CDs, of course.. ~cough~) collection, and I stumbled across said track there.. I was like “ah, theres that funky track I like!”, which means I now actually now the name of the group, and the song title.. and of course the track now has a home on my iPod…. and the rest is history… it’s infected my brain, my myspace page, my work days, nothing is safe from the Haaaaaaay song.